Monday, May 12, 2008
Hey Mr. Parsons, Real men kill endangered animals, right? RIGHT? You're SOOOOO AMAZING!
Not-so-dear Godaddy Corporate:
This is exactly why I have moved almost all my URLs to 1&1.com. Godaddy.com and your arrogant and sexually exploitive and carousing founder (Bob Parsons) are in the gutter with almost all the web developers in my wide circle of technical workers.
I've completely had it with you guys and these kind of control tactics at the cost of customer satisfaction are unbelievable -- especially after being with you guy for nearly 8 years now!
Once my hosting contract expires, I'm gone folks! You've nearly lost every one of my 89+ URLs now (and I just bought 30 new ones from 1&1.com -- at an actual decent price of $6.99/ea rather than $10/ea -- you damn thieves!).
This is your 3rd mistake too many. I once tried to register 1 (one) URL in 2005 and mistakenly clicked your every-so-deceitfully placed "buy all" button which forced me to purchase the .info, .tv, .com, .net, .org and whatever-else you raped me with and when I asked you to refund the extra, deceitfully added URLs you said what you say below... regular boiler plate.
Then last month, you failed to notify me of my grandmother's web site upcoming expiration (despite that fact that I placed it on "auto-renew"). And she lost her web site to some cyber-squatter who you now harbor on your servers like a your mobster little brother.
I'm long gone, GODADDY... oh yes, I'm go go gone. Please *do* GO, Daddy and take your evil CEO off the air as well. Why the hell does he have a radio show? I don't give a damn about him! What a arrogant prick! I'm so sick of his face I feel like I've been slimed every time I see it!
Oh lookie there! Some other people agree with me that GODADDY SUCKS!
Fun side note.... this site is brought to you by Godaddy.com hosting account (which I totally regret ever purchasing). How long do you think they will host this attack on their worthless, shitty excuse-of-a-company?
THE CUSTOMER HATE FROM GODADDY:
Thank you for contacting Online Support. Unfortunately, as the account has been set up and is active, we would be unable to refund you for the Deluxe email account you purchased. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please let us know if we can help any other way or if you have any further concerns.
MY REQUEST OF GODADDY
I mistakenly ordered your deluxe mail package. I did not want deluxe mail. I only want the 1 GB extra email storage for $6. Can you please refund me the $13.00 you charged me for deluxe mail?