Dear Check Crafters,
you guys are crooked... you should forward this email to your CEO. Tell him I'm going to blog the attached document tonight on www.wheresmystapler.net for his enjoyment and post it all over Technorati and Delcious and Twitter and Facebook and Ripoffreport.com! My 5000+ followers will Love this! It's just laughable!
Dearest Carousel... your honesty is recognized and rewarded in our new age and social order of transparency thanks to the Internet and the worldwide community of open consumer reviewers like myself.
WELL DONE CAROUSEL! Tell your CEO that his honesty pays! And I'll be blogging that too! More to come! :) Love your service! Oh! And I even got to customize my checks way beyond Check Crafters (gougers)!
